Who's dead?

This week was my last week with the spread for a while.

Chargers killed patriots.
Broncos killed jaguars.
Texans killed Bengals.*
Colts killed Titans.
Saints killed bills.
Giants killed rams.
Lions killed buccaneers.*
Redskins killed seahawks.
Eagles killed chiefs.
Falcons killed vikings.
Raiders killed cowboys.
Ravens killed jets.
Cardinals killed 49ers.
Packers killed panthers.*

* Bengals, buccaneers, and panthers all actually killed their opponents but the fucking spread got in the way. So that's 8 out of 14, still a winning record, as death goes.